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thesem: The world is a fascinating place
Why aren't more people freaking out about the new...
bluandorange: monetizeyourcat: dancepunksnotdead: You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework? It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this. http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift holy shit! fucking COOL
thefandommenace: I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
Hahaha holy shit
So I may be late to the party but I just figured out if you pull out the megaton hammer in the fight with shadow link in OOT he’s defenseless! He doesn’t really move and he doesn’t block it. That was the quickest fight with him I’ve ever had.
the-fandoms-are-cool: how I discovered I was pansexual shit that guy’s hot oh fuck that girl’s hot too wait what trans people are hot as well damn sweet jesus I’m not sure what gender you are but you’re very hot is there a term for this condition
bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
bondoge: ruinscape: how many orange in florida 99999999 orqange possible more
southeasternprep: zillatamer: letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a...
mytoecold: A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.” I wrote this: Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me. Love, Drew
I yam bored
thisworldendswithme: jacknoir: THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD Shipping pixels like its going outta style
littlemixbutts: bodenniss: littlemixbutts: i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land well that escalated quickly paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you...